Shot in the Park? Impossible!

Posted by Jeff Pruitt - 5/10/08 @ 1:38 am - Filed Under Uncategorized

The JG reports that a man was shot in the leg while jogging in the city park with his mother. This is clearly impossible since city parks are Gun-Free Zones. I mean it says so right there in the city code:

97.62 HUNTING, FIREWORKS, AND FIREARMS PROHIBITED.
Fireworks, firearms, “BB” guns, slingshots, pea shooters, blow guns and paint ball guns are prohibited in all park areas unless permission has been obtained from the Department.

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4 Responses to “Shot in the Park? Impossible!”

  1. Kevin Knuth on May 10th, 2008 7:02 am

    Sounds like a song…..

    “Shot in the park, and your to blame, you give love, a bad name”

    Yeah, I know, but it made me smile!

  2. Kody Tinnel on May 10th, 2008 8:44 am

    Great post.

  3. Andrew Kaduk on May 11th, 2008 12:27 am

    “Shot in the PaaAAAARk…

    ….one step away from you…I was Shot in the PaaaARk…..”

    Ozzy had it nailed.

  4. Parson on May 12th, 2008 8:59 pm

    I can’t take my gun for a walk in the park. What about my 2nd. amendment rights!!!

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